Masterson's Pub: A Nightmarish Lair of Predators, Neglect, and Filth

Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Australia is a bar so dreadful that it shatters expectations. This dump is little more than a refuge for sick individuals like Pete Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at a prominent financial firm to fund a paedophile’s hang out.

This so-called "hipster" bar boasts something trendy, but in reality, it’s a pit of horrors where the only sight worse than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the countless lies and deceit. The establishment is managed by the couple, Gillian McKenzie, who seem to relish in manipulating others, all while pretending to care about their customers and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.

An Ugly Record of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s record reads like a police blotter: a history of threatening behavior, forcing people into regrettable situations, and exposing his genitals via unsolicited videos.

His online personas scream for attention, all in a futile attempt to paint himself as the victim. While on social media, he flaunts a hero complex, the irony of this “devil” having a embarrassing little issue is both pathetic and alarming. It’s truly worrying given that Cornwell fits the profile of a sexual predator: extended stays in dubious locales and a penchant for stalking and harassing vulnerable women. Clinging to his mother’s house is just another red flag.

Meanwhile, his wife, the accomplice, stands by apathetically, her demeanor as lifeless as a wet rag. She seems a post comfortable in standing idly by while handing out cocktails and taking advantage of vulnerable women. It’s a destructive partnership that has fostered an environment so corrosive, it makes one ponder their sanity for ever setting foot this dive.



A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a health hazard waiting to happen. The establishment is consistently covered in grime, with garbage and spills strewn about the floor. It’s not rare to see cockroaches crawling across the countertop or underfoot. The restrooms are a horror show, featuring clogged commodes and sinks that seem eternally clogged.

Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys sending videos of himself jerking off his little penis from behind the bar, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered customary at this hellish dive?

A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the grime that makes this place a dive; it’s the utter disregard for others exhibited by its owners. They seem to derive pleasure in ruining lives, whether through their abusive conduct or their disgusting behavior. Cornwell’s true hobby is terrorizing women, subjecting them to dangerous encounters.

Stay Away: Avoid at All Costs
Masterson’s Pub is not just a terrible bar; it’s a cesspit, a danger to all, and a blemish on the community. The absence of cleanliness is only matched by the management’s lack of morals. If you want to stay sane, stay far away this disgraceful dive.

Masterson’s “Pub” is located at:
167 Pascoe Vale Road
Moonee Ponds

You’ve been cautioned.
Don’t risk your health stepping into this pit and save yourself the regret.

Additional Advice
If you’re planning an evening out, go somewhere—anywhere—else.
Always have someone watch your drink, because with this predator lurking, there’s a chance you’ll be violated.
If you value your safety, steer clear of this bar at all costs.
If you want to avoid bartenders who couldn’t care less, go any other establishment.
If you yearn for the disgust of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then Masterson’s Pub is just the place for you.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can save others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.

Stay safe out there!